come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
