just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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