a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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