I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The feeling are messing with the penis
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
