Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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