Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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