I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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