Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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