I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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