I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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