Already got asked if we're dating
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
17 of the Dumbest Defenses Heard in Court
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
These 19 Ladies Love Pegging Their Men
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.