Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.