oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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