hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She needs sedatives and a leash
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.