is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
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Found the puke drawer
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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