i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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