dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.