Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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