i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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