FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
Randomize
