I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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