Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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