the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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