But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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