What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
last night I used snow as a chaser
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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