Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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