watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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