even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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