I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Randomize