is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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