just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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