sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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