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(816): View more from Missouri

if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.

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(626): View more from California

Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.

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(703): View more from Virginia

threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.

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(478): View more from Georgia

He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."

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(616): View more from Michigan

That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18

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(209): View more from California

she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises

(1-209): View more from California

I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini

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