"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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