love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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