why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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