I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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