Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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