ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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