Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??