before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.