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• (805): View more from California

  before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?

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• (+31): View more from The Netherlands

  No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.

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