So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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