Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
