Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Responsibility does not care about your dick.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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