you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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