There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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