Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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