this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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