I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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