there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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