is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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