I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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