I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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